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Tribute to Bob Burns

We lost Bob Burns a few days ago at age 90. Bob was best known for playing gorillas in various films and TV shows, using a gorilla suit. Bob was also an avid collector of props from films and TV shows, including various spaceship models. He was such a knowledgeable film historian that he appeared via interviews in many 'making of' specials on the special features of DVDs and Blu-Rays. A few years back, they released a figure model kit of Bob in his gorilla suit, and this gave me an idea. Using two "Victim" figures from the Monster Scenes line, I converted them into Velma and Daphne, from Scooby Doo. Bob in his gorilla suit made for a great Scooby Doo villain, who's caught in the act here by the girls. Thanks, Bob.
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The Conjuring: Last Rites

Whether you believe in the “true” exploits of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren or not (I don’t), The Conjuring series of films, based on their “true” stories, have all been very entertaining, with everything now supposedly coming to an end with The Conjuring: Last Rites . After a prologue in 1964, where we witness the traumatic birth of the Warren’s daughter, Judy, the rest of the movie advances to 1986, with the Warrens now somewhat retired. They’re still speaking at colleges, before giggly students who crack Ghostbusters jokes at them, but the Warrens have ceased personally investigating creepy cases on their own. That is, until their good friend Father Gordon (Steve Coulter) winds up hanging from a noose, thanks to a demonic attack. Father Gordon had been trying to get the Warrens to investigate the case of the Smurls--a family in Pennsylvania who are suffering through a severe haunting in their house, and when the Warrens finally do get involved, the demons come...

M3GAN 2.0

I thought the first M3GAN , about a killer robot that goes on a bloody rampage, was fun. It wasn’t exactly a masterpiece, but I didn’t hate it, either. It treaded over the same familiar ground that the original Chucky movies did, but did a slightly better job of it--at least as far as a slasher film about a killer doll can go. The first M3GAN still did well enough to warrant a sequel three years later: M3GAN 2.0 . The sequel was a huge bomb at the box office, with its main producer, Jason Blum, actually going out and doing press to apologize for the “wrong turn” that the sequel made. But that "wrong turn" is exactly why I enjoyed M3GAN 2.0 so much. The sequel wisely throws out the horror trappings of the first film in favor of a more fast-paced, heavily science fiction-imbued action tale. M3GAN 2.0 opens with AMELIA (Ivanna Sakhno), a super spy robot, on a mission into Iran, where she is tasked with finding a kidnapped scientist. But AMELIA goes r...

Fantastic Four: First Steps -- a review

When I was a kid, I collected a series of action figures made from a company called Mego. They produced eight inch tall figures from several IPs back then, like Star Trek and the Planet of the Apes. They also produced superhero figures from DC and Marvel Comics, like Batman, Superman, Spider-Man and The Fantastic Four. I received the Fantastic Four--all four figures--as a birthday gift from my mother one year. The interesting thing was, I never actually asked for them. I never even knew they had made figures of this superhero team, which I didn’t know that much about because I hadn’t read their comics. But I was still very grateful to have the F4 in my League of Superheroes. Created by comic book legends Stan Lee & Jack Kirby back in the early 1960s, the Fantastic Four were known as Marvel’s First Family. They were a superhero team who were truly family. Reed Richards was the stretchy leader who was married to Sue Storm, who had the powers of invisibility and force fiel...

Weapons -- A Review

So many horror movies start out with a really great concept that when you see the basic idea introduced in the trailer, you’re eager to watch the film, just to see how this plays out--only for the movie to fall flat on its face, thanks to the filmmakers being unable to run with the idea. Weapons is one such horror movie that deftly avoids this pitfall. The main intriguing idea that Weapons has is the mysterious disappearance of an entire classroom of students at a specific time--2:17 am--one dark night. But these children don’t just vanish. They’re each seen running out of their homes on security cameras, still clad in their pajamas, with their arms bent back as they run, as if they’re flying. Once out of sight of the cameras, the children--17 in all--seemingly disappear off the face of the earth. If they were abducted by strangers, it would actually make for an easier case for the police to work. But it’s an even more bizarre mystery with the children having all ran off ...

Something Wicked This Way Comes -- a review

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28 Years Later -- a review

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